A place for landslides of useless yet entertaining information. Welcome.Tumblr (3.0; @baffledjailbirdisin)http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8083dc67702bff7eba8994874e70ff57/tumblr_mnbfmxoM7L1r22kk6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b262aa187be371dd3dd1ec67f614dac4/tumblr_mnbfmxoM7L1r22kk6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6b33bb69e25344fa12b5cca44952128/tumblr_mnbfmxoM7L1r22kk6o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6d62faf6c534090d4e4bd280e6bb5a9/tumblr_mnbfmxoM7L1r22kk6o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab0d81d1f6d92a532290a4dab16230b2/tumblr_mnbfmxoM7L1r22kk6o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4f3c47e95c9ec9f5dc766db8438590c/tumblr_mnbfmxoM7L1r22kk6o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/816ae0ef122048274dd3da54129c500b/tumblr_mnbfmxoM7L1r22kk6o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/09985cec1750882978ada8c24a562368/tumblr_mnbfmxoM7L1r22kk6o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/51278581895/fipindustries-the-best-of-give-up-gaiman-one" target="_blank">neil-gaiman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fipindustries.tumblr.com/post/51239089466/the-best-of-give-up-gaiman" target="_blank">fipindustries</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the best of give up-gaiman</p> </blockquote> <p>One of those “if I could turn back time 12 hours and not put up that photo” moments…</p> </blockquote>http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51287536234http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51287536234Sat, 25 May 2013 03:23:37 -0400All trueDoesn't matter if you want it backYou've given it awayNeil Gaiman<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e40876246c825b05cb88ef96a6f5428/tumblr_mm8solJ4Ed1qeuzrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Anna Chancellor, Toby Stephens and others on pitfalls of faking sex on stage - The Times May 3, 2013</p> </blockquote>http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51287404083http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51287404083Sat, 25 May 2013 03:19:42 -0400Tom HiddlestonAll the awards<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd276bb694bf147e699dfba7d6331f01/tumblr_mnc93hXrwe1s43j0do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51287364857http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51287364857Sat, 25 May 2013 03:18:34 -0400Books<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5836f4f8c8d3781fd3cafec49fa01681/tumblr_mmcgskdFoi1snyh0ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51286131836http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51286131836Sat, 25 May 2013 02:44:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/36b744899241c9f1190714dac682dc23/tumblr_mmpprijo8d1r10d9po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51285960091http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51285960091Sat, 25 May 2013 02:39:53 -0400Self defense<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6D8r-wH0dkk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ikenbot.tumblr.com/post/50874895124/freeselfdefense-rape-escape-easy-and-very" target="_blank">ikenbot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freeselfdefense.tumblr.com/post/50333324834/rape-escape-easy-and-very-effective-requires" target="_blank">freeselfdefense</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h1><span class="watch-title yt-uix-expander-head" title="Women's Self Defense: Level 1 - Rape Escape">Rape Escape<br/></span></h1> <ul><li><span>Easy and very effective</span></li> <li><span>Requires nothing but your body</span></li> <li><span>Includes attack</span></li> </ul></blockquote> <p>Very useful to know, pass and share please.</p> </blockquote>http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51285623717http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51285623717Sat, 25 May 2013 02:31:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7f5c58bfe723f42fd4ab3d16f813e7ef/tumblr_mnbpb8XyWE1rqiulxo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumberbuddy.tumblr.com/post/51260099541/welcome-to-the-cumbercollective" target="_blank">cumberbuddy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://welcome-to-the-cumbercollective.tumblr.com/post/51259957733/jsdfjhgaljlajgdkdk-g-h-d" target="_blank">welcome-to-the-cumbercollective</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>jsdfjhgaljlajgdkdk g    h   d</p> </blockquote> <p>See, the small thing about Benedict is when he talks to you, you have his absolute full attention. It’s rather lovely really. Like this gif. </p> </blockquote>http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51284870999http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51284870999Sat, 25 May 2013 02:12:47 -0400Benedict CumberbatchSeriouslySo I hated KhanMeaning that Benedict did an awesome jobBut lookHe's in costume but he's like a big puppyGod BenedictWhy ya gotta be so far awayMarry mePlease?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/79e7cb341eaa431219917a5d7b244bda/tumblr_mn6r30aRkD1rqb1z6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7bc668f54ea4602a95df996b9b28975/tumblr_mn6r30aRkD1rqb1z6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/96fd023e61e0e6ae0ffb30ef36cd49fb/tumblr_mn6r30aRkD1rqb1z6o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/352c957a4f660617c6c4bbd0a32badab/tumblr_mn6r30aRkD1rqb1z6o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84f743c0fad38eb3e0495844dd761e5f/tumblr_mn6r30aRkD1rqb1z6o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78e8a97f5257506334f229db67a3c445/tumblr_mn6r30aRkD1rqb1z6o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2e2b3dd51b272aa29a9509eeab54e6b/tumblr_mn6r30aRkD1rqb1z6o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://withthebarenecessities.tumblr.com/post/51260870782/literal-disney-movie-posters" target="_blank">withthebarenecessities</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Literal Disney movie posters </p> </blockquote>http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51284798106http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51284798106Sat, 25 May 2013 02:11:07 -0400Yeah...Literal Disney posterstwiistz: i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51284734241http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51284734241Sat, 25 May 2013 02:09:36 -0400no<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgk1nPShE1qdfs7xo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgk1nPShE1qdfs7xo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgk1nPShE1qdfs7xo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgk1nPShE1qdfs7xo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgk1nPShE1qdfs7xo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgk1nPShE1qdfs7xo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://byleistrs.tumblr.com/post/34373109490/this-was-the-greatest-of-stan-lees-cameos-and-if" target="_blank">byleistrs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_34372947437"><span class="tag" id="post_tags_34372947437"><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/this-was-the-greatest-of-stan-lee%27s-cameos-and-if-u-disagree-ur-wrong" target="_blank">#this was the greatest of stan lee’s cameos and if u disagree ur wrong</a></span></span></p> </div> </blockquote>http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51284662473http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51284662473Sat, 25 May 2013 02:07:53 -0400The Amazing Spider ManI loved thisSo very much“BUENO, ya que se hizo de noche y las luces de la calle se apagaron. enciendo la mia...http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51284571588http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51284571588Sat, 25 May 2013 02:05:00 -0400WellNow that it is nightand the street lightsare outI light my own lightto see<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c8b8ec0fce0526a3f0e912fd7fa0d0d2/tumblr_mmcg1mBnQY1qmrd37o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ukeagent21.tumblr.com/post/49717456565/white-people-today-woooo-mexico-tequila-and" target="_blank">ukeagent21</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>White people today:</strong> WOOOO MEXICO! Tequila and margaritas!</p> <p><strong>White people the rest of the year: </strong>Could you, like, get out of my country please?</p> </blockquote>http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51284270388http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51284270388Sat, 25 May 2013 01:59:02 -0400Cinco de MayoYeahThis did bother me<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DWynJkN5HbQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/51252864076/what-kind-of-asian-are-you" target="_blank">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“What kind of Asian are you?”</p> </blockquote>http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51284191178http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51284191178Sat, 25 May 2013 01:57:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3c736b090f3ef81930ac7d4eba6bc99/tumblr_mmkumxy3Ga1qzi54ko4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c45f95b080e3205ffa6c29ff37b57f8e/tumblr_mmkumxy3Ga1qzi54ko9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/603cbacb970ad9abcb661ebc38cbfe12/tumblr_mmkumxy3Ga1qzi54ko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/35e2e3b9ff0fd482f53e43e4e8bba604/tumblr_mmkumxy3Ga1qzi54ko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/765faf6fa3ca0bac1d2d1e48b0da7496/tumblr_mmkumxy3Ga1qzi54ko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e84ee7422f1949776ccee2a8092f7974/tumblr_mmkumxy3Ga1qzi54ko10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf02ec88c3be05402616c272d46e2808/tumblr_mmkumxy3Ga1qzi54ko7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed00538bf88e3e05b91a9e341dd2c914/tumblr_mmkumxy3Ga1qzi54ko8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65eefbae9306358ac4d1bda2282f0a9e/tumblr_mmkumxy3Ga1qzi54ko6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://polarbales.tumblr.com/post/50080463042/film-vs-gag-reel-star-trek-bonus" target="_blank">polarbales</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Film vs. Gag Reel-Star Trek</em></p> <p>bonus:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4e38bb7cc9bb975794f9e684acf96272/tumblr_inline_mmkupf7O471qzfp7f.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51206895652http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51206895652Fri, 24 May 2013 01:15:22 -0400Star Trekgag reelI live for these things<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c87165a8b9bb6e5ad37c3ff1cc43a811/tumblr_mlxye57SUv1r3n39bo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51181169270http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51181169270Thu, 23 May 2013 19:05:42 -0400thenorwoodbuilder: http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51133956703http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51133956703Thu, 23 May 2013 02:46:01 -0400longlivethelionheart: Are we just going to ignore that colin is actually a penguin I mean...http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51079354357http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51079354357Wed, 22 May 2013 13:18:26 -0400Colin MorganandPenguins<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc5f5dc7cf868915fea12ba480757e79/tumblr_mn6g34Br8X1qdnupvo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/509dd3812f6c536438cef502d095adb4/tumblr_mn6g34Br8X1qdnupvo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/faac0a7e572db2e8405195097054889e/tumblr_mn6g34Br8X1qdnupvo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a491a336a231d18c675f6d9cd58895e/tumblr_mn6g34Br8X1qdnupvo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9cf09b34a69fa3ef40e5866d5a0ea811/tumblr_mn6g34Br8X1qdnupvo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/37e13939ace6eb494ebb7ffecf4d9e57/tumblr_mn6g34Br8X1qdnupvo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c1209bf7a4629ef5ff71169072ff0c3/tumblr_mn6g34Br8X1qdnupvo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e29c9f1aeef0c3cacbd85ff915ccf27/tumblr_mn6g34Br8X1qdnupvo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39b2d7eff4c6e136be80a133bfaf221a/tumblr_mn6g34Br8X1qdnupvo9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/270a56f0a92ed9d363eeea3dc9ca346c/tumblr_mn6g34Br8X1qdnupvo10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geekquality.tumblr.com/post/51078851720/sherlock-and-detective-bell-requested-by-anon" target="_blank">geekquality</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em>Sherlock and Detective Bell </em></p> <p><em>requested by <strong>anon</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>Bros.</p> </blockquote>http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51079263301http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51079263301Wed, 22 May 2013 13:16:47 -0400ElementaryDetective Bell<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1bf31053e1bd54ce8c0ea7459dfd6de/tumblr_mn27w6Flcu1qzgh53o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mycroftknowsbetter.tumblr.com/post/50841325962/me-and-cumbersbumberswumbers-wearing-neutron" target="_blank">mycroftknowsbetter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>“Me and Cumbersbumberswumbers wearing neutron cream. Before we told him it wasn’t real.”</em></p> </blockquote>http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51055540808http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51055540808Wed, 22 May 2013 02:56:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa01ba8d1af5d2bc5f05fd225a6de3ee/tumblr_mmy9zdHUnS1qfm5yio1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lecroft.tumblr.com/post/51013579500/chubbycartwheels-theblueboxonbakerstreet" target="_blank">lecroft</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chubbycartwheels.tumblr.com/post/50997209412" target="_blank">chubbycartwheels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theblueboxonbakerstreet.tumblr.com/post/50681420021/this-scene-was-literally-the-textbook" target="_blank">theblueboxonbakerstreet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>THIS SCENE WAS LITERALLY THE TEXTBOOK DEFINITION </p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/you-know-it%27s-bad-when-you%27re-less-progressive-than-a-show-from-the-60%27s" target="_blank">#you know it’s bad when you’re less progressive than a show from the 60’s</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Wasn’t a fan of this scene.  It was indeed totally pointless. </p> </blockquote> <p>TEXTBOOK</p> </blockquote>http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51048817294http://baffledjailbirdisin.tumblr.com/post/51048817294Wed, 22 May 2013 00:32:09 -0400Star Trek Into DarknessGratuitousOh heyLook at the scantily clad woman when she specifically told you not to